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lady-kadaver:

I’m a sarcastic asshole and whenever anyone says something to me, my first response is always “fuck no.”

(via squashed-spider)

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  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
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when someone asks what its like to be young these days

whenincambridge:

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chocolatechilipepper:

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

so somebody is mad because a character turned black can no longer exist as a “fuck, you!” to racist assholes
are you sure about that, Nine Microwaves
are you sure

chocolatechilipepper:

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

so somebody is mad because a character turned black can no longer exist as a “fuck, you!” to racist assholes

are you sure about that, Nine Microwaves

are you sure

(via pirateprincess-pyrope)

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kidsraisingkids:

I can’t STAND this shit. I’m still awaiting a response.

(via commonsenseisuncommon)

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nerdsagainsthumanity:

I got nice cards printed from www.printerstudio.com for a little over $20 for 234 cards. (There are 468 cards in that box.) Worth every penny.
For those who have asked, it says “Nerds Against Humanity” really tiny on the bottom of each card.
I just uploaded a text file of the second set of 234 cards to the bottom of the downloads page. If you can’t see it, it should show up soon.

nerdsagainsthumanity:

I got nice cards printed from www.printerstudio.com for a little over $20 for 234 cards. (There are 468 cards in that box.) Worth every penny.

For those who have asked, it says “Nerds Against Humanity” really tiny on the bottom of each card.

I just uploaded a text file of the second set of 234 cards to the bottom of the downloads page. If you can’t see it, it should show up soon.

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sora1915:

olive-elf:

Let me tell you something Balto. A dog can not make this journey alone, but maybe a wolf can. - Balto (1995)

I cant believe this has so many notes! everyone EVERYONE i have ever talked to has never heard of Balto :/

How have people not heard of Balto!?

(via masturgr8)

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staaledinthestreet:

aroha—nui:

schnickledooger:

writer-on-fireee:

I am a reader. I am a writer. People assume I do these things to escape. You couldn’t be more right. I’m escaping a world I don’t like. A world I have no control in. In this world, I am nothing. I am a color, a height, a weight, a number. But in the world of books and writing, I am amazing. I am powerful. I am different. People are better. Worlds are endless. Change is possible. Life is manageable.

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AMEN

(Source: writingfromyheart, via fanboyingduringteatime)

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forgetpolitics:

Love how all the POC look 1000% done with this shit.

(Source: fenisoffended, via commonsenseisuncommon)