"Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives."
— How I’m going to propose (via jovitaramos)
(Source: keepmywhiskeyneat, via punkposer)
"birth control violates religious beliefs" yea ok but remember that thing called the separation of church and state
i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then
(Source: bearzerky, via masturgr8)